Lawyers Full Employment Act

This lawsuit has to come under the new Lawyers Full Employment Act of 2009.

Scene One-Two underage kids get drunk at a party where there was supposed adult supervision. The two decide to walk home because they have had too much of the fun juice.

Scene Two- A guy goes to a deli to buy a sandwich. He leaves his car running while he is getting his food and the car is stolen. The person stealing the car runs over the two kids that are walking home and kills them both.

Now come the party chasing lawyers. They are suing the guy who went to the deli because his vehicle was available to anyone who wanted to steal it!!!!

True story...New York City....